Over in the arena our expert sports consultant and ladies moustache champion of 2011, Elma Miller has put together a few sporting disciplines in which you can compete. All sports are for charity and to compete you will have to make a £5 donation for your competitors bib but endless glory awaits the champion of champions.
The Egg and spoon triathlon.
The never ending relay race.
Three legged hurdles for heads of state.
Daley Thompson lookalike competition (and other celebrity based disciplines).
Over in the winter olympics we are holding the G2 Eddie the Eagle lookalike competition.
The Boris Yeltsin memorial cabbage tossing contest, curated by the beautiful Gwendolinska.
Tug of war. Field your team. Bald people vs Gymnasts for example.
And various combinations of all the above. if you have ideas for sports you would like to see contested at the Olympiad please post them over on the Olympiad facebook page